Pope Ratzinger retracted his statements about Communism while visiting the Castro family in Cuba. Enchanted by the wonderful beaches and good people, wearing a custom made red cape, he smiled and exclaimed: "It can't be that bad... even religions are totalitarian after all! Hasta la cruz siempre!"
Italian PM Berlusconi found a way to steal the scene at the Royal Wedding, interpreting his renowned role of a fool jester. He danced, hazarded some unfunny jokes and attempted two times to lift Kate's gown up, before the guards realized he hadn't been invited and took him out the Westminster Abbey.
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Breaking: Bill Gates has been hospitalized in Stanford Hospital, Palo Alto, for intoxication after he accidentally smelled Steve Ballmer's sweaty armpits. Steve Jobs was there for a check-up and popped in to cheer him up, reminding that the hospital is equipped with the best available technologies.
After several criticisms concerning the massive iPad 2 "screen bleeding" defect, even the Church takes up a position. Tonight the Vatican Press stated that the unusual phenomenon has to be a divine sign, "meant to remind us we shall not venerate idols, since technological gadgets are false Gods".
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Earlier this morning, French President Nicolas Sarkozy flew to Fukushima with his wife Carla Bruni, trying to demonstrate the inherent safety of nuclear power plants on TV. He completely ignored the quarantine barriers and, once approached the burning reactor, exclaimed that "nuclear is safe anyway"
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